Most ‘About Me’ pages are really boring and don’t do what they’re supposed to do anyway, which is to help you understand if we have a connection as human beings. You need to know, like and trust me before you’ll think about buying anything, so here are my top five bits of trivia in a few different categories to help you make up your mind!
Achievements
I was a volunteer driver at the 2012 London Olympics
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I was a National League field hockey umpire until I retired from injury. I now assess and coach up and coming umpires.
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I can tap dance (I learnt as a child)!
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I rode an elephant (bare back) in 2004
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I completed the Classic (10 mile) Tough Mudder endurance event in May 2019
Ambitions
I want to learn to fly a helicopter
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I intend to live until I’m 100 years old
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I expect to have at least one more career change in my life
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I have ideas for three books and one television series, which I’ll write one day (perhaps that’s the career change!)
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I would love to have a conversation with Queen Elizabeth I
Books
My favourite fictional author is Terry Pratchett, especially his Discworld series
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My favourite non-fiction author is Bill Bryson
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I enjoy business books that stimulate my thinking, but rarely finish one
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I much prefer physical paperbacks to e-readers – until it’s time to travel!
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I will be publishing my first book in June 2020 (just putting it out there)
Childhood
I failed the first exam I ever took (ballet, aged 5 and three-quarters)
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My teenage crush was George Michael (RIP)
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I was born in the same year as decimalisation
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I was a house-captain and prefect at school, but my biggest accolade was playing Thieving Jack in the school nativity play (lead role don’t-ya-know ooh get me)
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I got regularly told off for talking too much
Claims to Fame
I was once three feet from HMQ and we had a staring match – she won
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I once sold Phil Collins a full England football strip for his son
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Ed Sheeran has watched me umpire a hockey match. Twice.
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Richard Whiteley (original Countdown host) once sat next to me at lunch
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Sky TV Gladiator Atlas used to work with me
Expertise
I learned how to build all my own websites
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I chose a degree in Business Studies because I couldn’t decide what I wanted to do
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I have 2 post grad diplomas and I’m an internationally certified Master Coach, NLP Trainer and Hypnotherapist (non practicing)
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I’ve filmed in excess of 500 videos
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I’m proud to be a Trainer Talk Ambassador and Local Leader
Family
My mum is called Carole, but her given name is Alison
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I have a younger brother called Phil who plays the drums
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I have 3 step-sisters, 1 step brother, 4 step-nephews, 2 step-nieces and 1 step-dog
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I’m the eldest cousin on my dad’s side
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My dad (Richard) could have been a Baron, but our ancestor gambled the title away
Films
My favourite films of all time are The Birdcage and Practical Magic
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Horror films bore me
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The first film I remember seeing at the cinema is Bedknobs and Broomsticks
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The last film I saw at the cinema was Avengers Endgame
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The best and worst cinematic moments of all time are both in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Food
My favourite cake is coffee and walnut, but I don’t drink coffee
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I’m not a fan of mushrooms, apricots or cauliflower
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I used to be allergic to mustard
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My favourite fruit are blackberries
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My favourite chocolate is Green and Black’s Salted Caramel. I’m not a fan of Belgian or Swiss chocolate (Toblerone excepted obvs).
Health
I’m allergic to penecillin
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I once suffered from gout, which I only found out was hereditary on both sides after I got it
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I have recently developed Raynaud’s disease (random numbness in fingers and toes)
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I’ve only ever broken one limb – my left leg (tib/fib) when I was 11
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I’ve been short-sighted since the age of 12, had fake front teeth since 17 and been going grey since I was 23
Music
My first concert was ‘Kids from Fame’
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I still know all the words to ‘Wham Rap’ and ‘Young Guns’
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My favourite band is Muse, after buying the album ‘Absolution’ on a whim
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‘Pass the Dutchie’ by Muscial Youth was the first single I ever bought
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I will quite happily drive around the block to hear the tail end of a song I love (mainly so I can sing it)
Personal
I can’t wolf-whistle, but I would love to be able to (I’ve tried loads of times to learn)
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My middle name is Suzanne
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I’ve only had short hair by choice twice in my life (and grew it out within six months both times)
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I have mild claustrophobia – the thought of potholing gives me shivers
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I love rollercoasters – the bigger and twistier the better!
Pets
I have a dog called Scamp – he’s a rescued Jack Russell / Terrier cross
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Our first family pet was a beagle (who should’ve been called Houdini for all the times he escaped)
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I’ve owned two cats – one was a rescue who rehomed himself and got fat, the other I had from a kitten until she got run over at 4
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Our family cat had a limp tail after mum ran over it by accident
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I don’t understand fish as pets
Random
I learnt to ski at 16 and then didn’t go again for 20 years
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I can pick up coins and other small objects with my toes – handier than you might think
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I once turned down the opportunity to go to Glastonbury for free; the only festival I’ve been to is Reading (to see Muse)
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The superpower I would most like is teleportation
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Cryptic clues in crosswords evade me – my brain just doesn’t seem to work that way
Travel
The first time I went on a plane I was 16
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I have visited 20 different countries (so far)
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My favourite holiday destination is Goa (so far) although I enjoyed New Zealand too and would like to go back to both
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I once spent a month living in Hong Kong before the transition
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I enjoy travelling solo (it’s not that I don’t like company, but I enjoy my own too!) and I’ve done more solo travelling than in the company of others
TV
My favourite TV show ever is The West Wing, although Friends gets an honourable mention
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I adore Strictly Come Dancing, but rarely watch the Christmas Special
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I was binge-watching different TV series’ before box-sets became a thing
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I can’t stand ‘reality’ TV shows and I’m not overly keen on most ‘talent’ ones either
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Favourite TV shows as a child included Fame, The A Team and Dukes of Hazzard
Values
I’m not at all religious, but I do believe in Karma and the power of the Universe
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Fun is a huge personal and business value – if it isn’t fun, why are we doing it?
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I am very likely to cry at happy things – seeing real and unfettered joy is one of the most uplifting things I can think of
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I find arrogance, unfair judgement and intolerance most distasteful in others
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I have a long history of rebelling against any form of ‘pre-determination’ of my future (other people deciding what I’m going to do!)
Thanks for reading – however much or little you did! If you have any questions, please feel free to get in touch and ask away – it’s important to me that you feel comfortable trusting me to help you with this stuff!
